Nama Keren dan Nama Aneh
Ya anak-anak, hari ini kita masuk ke halaman 23, di mana kita akan membahas... jreng jereng jeng... Nama Keren dan Nama Aneh!
Siapa yang pernah ulangan Sejarah angkat tangan! *banyak yang mengangkat tangan* Nah, tentunya kalian tahu dong, kalo belajar sejarah nggak mungkin semua namanya kita hapalin persis. Kenyataan inilah yang membuat gw selama 1 bulan diejekin temen sekelas gw terus-terusan.
Kenyataan apa? Kenyataan bahwa gw ngga bisa nginget nama-nama tokoh dengan persis.
Alkisah, pas gw masih kelas 3 SMP dulu, ada ulangan Sejarah yang berkisar deket kemerdekaan Indonesia, dan ada seorang... apa ya... yang namanya tuh Schemerhorn. Karena gw ngga inget, cuma inget Schemer doang, ya gw tulis aja Schemermon.
Kebetulan yang ngecek adalah temen sekelas gw yang namanya Livia. Pertamanya gw ngga curiga, pas tiba-tiba dia ketawa gitu, gw mulai wanti-wanti (wah, ada apa-apa nih...) dan bener aja, ternyata dia yang ngecek ulangan gw, en dia bilang "Ya ampun, sejak kapan ada digimon baru?"
Dan setiap kali ada ulangan Sejarah, klo saingan gw salah jawab, dia pasti bilang "Oh ya? Siapa ya yang waktu itu ngubah nama Schemerhorn jadi Schemermon?"
Rese.
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Sekarang mari kita ke pelajaran berikutnya, yakni Nama Aneh.
Tau kan kalo jaman sekarang ini, banyak orang yang suka kasih anaknya nama-nama aneh? Antara pelampiasan, ato emang lagi iseng gitu.
Contoh nyata adalah Melly Goeslaw, yang menamai anaknya sendiri Anakku Lelaki.
Weiz, kaya judul novel aja.
Contoh yang kedua adalah temennya temen gw. Dulu, sewaktu dia masih dikandung, ayahnya ditangkap karena dituduh berkomplot dengan Soeharto, dan setelah dibebaskan pun dia masih dendam kepada Soeharto, karena itu dia menamai anaknya...
jereng jeng jreng...
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Contoh terakhir, adalah sebuah band. Kemarin ini di forum, gw menemui seseorang yang mengaku sudah pernah dua kali gabung sama band. Yang pertama masih agak normal, sedangkan yang kedua kepengaruh banget sama band Megadeth.
Begini pengakuanya:
Vokalis tersebut: "Iya, waktu gw kuliah, kita bikin satu lagi, yang ke-influence berat sama Megadeth. Namanya aja Megajreng!"
Dan kemaren ini, waktu lagi ngajar di SDN 1 Palalangon, ada satu anak yang ngga bisa nulis nama sendiri. Pas ditanya, dia kaya bilang "Hamsurijal" ato "Hamsurijah" gitu, tapi karena ngga yakin, gw cek aja di daftar absensinya. Ngga taunya, nama anak itu Samsul Rizal!
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Siapa yang pernah ulangan Sejarah angkat tangan! *banyak yang mengangkat tangan* Nah, tentunya kalian tahu dong, kalo belajar sejarah nggak mungkin semua namanya kita hapalin persis. Kenyataan inilah yang membuat gw selama 1 bulan diejekin temen sekelas gw terus-terusan.
Kenyataan apa? Kenyataan bahwa gw ngga bisa nginget nama-nama tokoh dengan persis.
Alkisah, pas gw masih kelas 3 SMP dulu, ada ulangan Sejarah yang berkisar deket kemerdekaan Indonesia, dan ada seorang... apa ya... yang namanya tuh Schemerhorn. Karena gw ngga inget, cuma inget Schemer doang, ya gw tulis aja Schemermon.
Kebetulan yang ngecek adalah temen sekelas gw yang namanya Livia. Pertamanya gw ngga curiga, pas tiba-tiba dia ketawa gitu, gw mulai wanti-wanti (wah, ada apa-apa nih...) dan bener aja, ternyata dia yang ngecek ulangan gw, en dia bilang "Ya ampun, sejak kapan ada digimon baru?"
Dan setiap kali ada ulangan Sejarah, klo saingan gw salah jawab, dia pasti bilang "Oh ya? Siapa ya yang waktu itu ngubah nama Schemerhorn jadi Schemermon?"
Rese.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
Sekarang mari kita ke pelajaran berikutnya, yakni Nama Aneh.
Tau kan kalo jaman sekarang ini, banyak orang yang suka kasih anaknya nama-nama aneh? Antara pelampiasan, ato emang lagi iseng gitu.
Contoh nyata adalah Melly Goeslaw, yang menamai anaknya sendiri Anakku Lelaki.
Weiz, kaya judul novel aja.
Contoh yang kedua adalah temennya temen gw. Dulu, sewaktu dia masih dikandung, ayahnya ditangkap karena dituduh berkomplot dengan Soeharto, dan setelah dibebaskan pun dia masih dendam kepada Soeharto, karena itu dia menamai anaknya...
jereng jeng jreng...
Gempur Soeharto!
Salut...
Contoh terakhir, adalah sebuah band. Kemarin ini di forum, gw menemui seseorang yang mengaku sudah pernah dua kali gabung sama band. Yang pertama masih agak normal, sedangkan yang kedua kepengaruh banget sama band Megadeth.
Begini pengakuanya:
Vokalis tersebut: "Iya, waktu gw kuliah, kita bikin satu lagi, yang ke-influence berat sama Megadeth. Namanya aja Megajreng!"
Dan kemaren ini, waktu lagi ngajar di SDN 1 Palalangon, ada satu anak yang ngga bisa nulis nama sendiri. Pas ditanya, dia kaya bilang "Hamsurijal" ato "Hamsurijah" gitu, tapi karena ngga yakin, gw cek aja di daftar absensinya. Ngga taunya, nama anak itu Samsul Rizal!
Buset jauh bener...
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